Crikey New Zealand, you bloody did it - we’re nuclear, snake and Covid-free (well…hiccup…almost). And most of us are already wallowing in the joie de vivre of our newly returned Covidian freedoms. Like standing shoulder to shoulder with strangers while we order a shandy at the bar. Pedalling on adjacent cycles at the gym so close we can smell the bloke next to us. Shaking hands with a sweaty someone we don’t particularly like before a packed-out board meeting. Having only one bum cheek on the last half seat on the bus. Oh, it’s so good to be enveloped by the delights of modern life again.
But wait. Let’s take a moment to reflect. With so much going on in the world and an impending recession, the discomfort of our lockdown could soon become a distant memory, much like a new mum who forgets the tribulations of a long labour, and is amping to pop another bun in the oven.
Well for starters, Kiwis love being told what to do - with firm, clear instructions. And despite us all being Covid-free, that fact hasn’t changed. Because the week before last, from her sermon upon Hill St. (or thereabouts) Jacinda laid out our The Covidian 10 Commandments. (Yes I know, I’ve mixed my Old and New Testament references there).
Seems like good, old-fashioned common sense doesn’t it?
However, let us not forget our summertime squabbling over multi-packs of bog roll in supermarkets. For this incident alone has shown, when we’re scared, it seems common sense is the first thing to be voted off our precious little island.
So the lesson learnt here is to keep talking otherwise you will be forgotten. Even if your message isn’t a new one. Keep advertising. Stay front of mind. But don’t ever use the words ‘unprecedented times’ or ‘in this together’ again. Like a basketball legend’s jersey number, these should be retired from the English dictionary forever.
We also learnt that ‘stuff’ doesn’t really matter. Despite our Kiwi homes (and baches) being chocka-full of the things we think define us. After just four weeks, we couldn’t wait to get away from them. It’s all just…stuff. We were happier being creative; gardening, baking, painting, exercising and hanging small stuffed animals from trees. So why rush out and buy more? Well, we need to keep the economy ticking over, don’t we.
Kiwis enjoyed being good neighbours. So let’s encourage them to look after local and community-minded businesses. Get out there and buy local produce and consume it with friends and family. Our weeks in lockdown have proven that new experiences are way better than new stuff. Promote variety. Emphasise Kiwi-made. If you have a business or a product, there’s never been a better time to tell Kiwis who, what and where you are.
And forget all this ‘new normal’ malarkey. Because it feels a bit scary. The truth is nothing has ever been normal. Every day has been different. Change is normal. But we’re humans, we’re Kiwis, we adapt better than anyone. Because we don’t have snakes or reactors or COVID-19.
OK, can we take the mouldy, soggy soft toys off the fences and out of the trees now?
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